The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to see through water

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to microwave bread

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!