The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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power to eat through your but

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!