The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power... to read this

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the power to always hug people

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!