the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!