Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power of the succulent game

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Balls.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to see through water

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Having the power of a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!