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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to die at will.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!