The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!