- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

The ability to see through glass

The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

The power to change the color of your piss

the ability to die once you have died

The power to give your wife rights

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

The power to make out of thin air

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

Have sex but not feel it

The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

Pointless Super Powers