The power to make out of thin air

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Have sex but not feel it

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ?????q? ???

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!