The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!