The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to see through glass

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to only tell the truth

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!