The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!