The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the power to be phone

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to be buried at sea

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the power to get blood clots

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!