By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!