The power to be HUMAN

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!