The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any girl hate you

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!