The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to be phone

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to be a human

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The power of not knowing the future

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!