The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!