The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to see through thin air

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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Asexual reproduction.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!