The Power to Combust

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to have a black president

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!