The Power of cheese

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to be a dick.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to burn ashes

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to do nothing/

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!