Liam Brudenell

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to die at will.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to shoot superman

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!