The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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Feeling people's depression.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!