The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to pee out blue

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the power to fail

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!