The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to talk to dust

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!