The power to withstand camel rape.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to ?-1.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!