The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to pee ants.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to do nothing

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!