The power to be more human than most people.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to give your wife rights

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!