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The power to predict the past.
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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.
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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone
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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks
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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.
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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter
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Have sex but not feel it
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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one
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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea
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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ?????q? ???
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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full
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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them
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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground
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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!
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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.
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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.
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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...
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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).
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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!
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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.
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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!
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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore
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the power to shoot superman
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!