To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to give your wife rights

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!