The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!