The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to kill yourself

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black people

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to go through open windows

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!