the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Have sex but not feel it

The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

The power to be more human than most people.

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

the power to shoot superman

The power to fly, but only downwards

Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!