the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to get foot-boners

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to vote

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!