The power to exist

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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Grass eating

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!