The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to smell any point in time

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!