Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to get blood clots

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The Power of cheese

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The power to set money on fire

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!