The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to have no power.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to die.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to seduce hats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!