The Power of cheese

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to have a power.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!