the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!