The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to take a crap.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Being alive (until you die).

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to die at will.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!