the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to fail at everything you

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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Feeling people's depression.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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Meatvision.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!