the power to not have a power

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to summon earthworms

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!