The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Aweonao

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to be phone

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to die at will.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!