the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to not finish your

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to do nothing

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to be raped.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!