the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to see the present.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to catch em all

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The power to see where light is not present.

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!