The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to do nothing/

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!