The power of eating from ears.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to die at will

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!