- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

The power to melt ice into hot ice

The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

The ability to fart inwards.

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

the power to pee on command

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

the power to kill yourself at will

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

the power to lose your power at will

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

the power to like mass effect 3

the power to fly but only upward

The power to play a flute with your ass

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

The power to look what is at the back of your head.

Pointless Super Powers