The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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See through invisible people

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to not see ads

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to speak braille

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!