The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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Taekwondo

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!