The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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Feeling people's depression.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to have a black president

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power spite flower

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!