The power to have a small penis

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to send future you crazy

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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the power to die at will

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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Black power

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!