The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to fail any test you want

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!