the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!