Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power of Acid Tears

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!