The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to ?-1.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to shoot superman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!