The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to bi ugly

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to look through glass.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!