The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!