the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!