the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!