The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to fail any test you want

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to poke

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!