- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to catch em all

the power to see through bananas

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

The power to fly only when in a car.

The power to breathe without thinking about it.

The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

The power of eating from ears.

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

Pointless Super Powers