The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the power to have no one read this post

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The super power to control paper.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!