The power to find lost socks.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!