the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!