the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!