the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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the power to die at will

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The Power to die at will

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!