The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!