- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

The power to have a super power,

The super power to kill yourself at will

The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

The power to have all the powers written in here

The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

The power to ?-1.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to know WTF is going on

the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

Pointless Super Powers