The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to shit out of your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!