The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to die at will

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!