The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to not Waste time

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!