"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to like mass effect 3

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!