The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Death at will

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to look TV

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!